Napa Valley Style

The act of using an elongated toilet to go to the bathroom, either via sitting or standing, where the elongated portion of the toilet oval opening is longest left to right, and shortest between near and far. This is usually done because of the opulence of this particular relief configuration. Also, a seated version could be referred to as "Side-Saddle."

I am not some sort of peasant! I am going to use this urine receptacle Napa Valley Style like any true member of class! Now fetch me some decorative towels to wipe my genitals on.

by MattyOnIce February 19, 2021

Frosty Valley

When you come on a girls vagnia and just leave it there it is called a Frosty Valley

Yo Mark is the man he gave her a Frosty Valley

by k-$ December 11, 2007

The Valley Taco

The act of fucking a girl in her ass while she then shits on you as you procede to fuck her in her vagina.

RJ: Man last night me and Alexis tried out The Valley Taco. ;)
Pablo: Damn!!! You lucky S.O.B :)

by MrNiggaArches August 18, 2011

Happy Valley

When a group of pedophiles circlejerks onto a child.

Penn State wants to trademark the term Happy Valley for obvious reasons.

by The Snagajob January 2, 2019

Getting valleyed

Starting a new world in Stardew Valley

Bro my homie getting valleyed right now

by Your mother is a tard November 25, 2021

Riding into the valley of death

When you have to go somewere that is strictly off limits and you fear the consequences of being courght.

" I pulled a sicky at work so I could see my kids school play and my bosses wife sat in the audience, talk about riding into the valley of death"

by Britney Sparkles July 9, 2024

Happy Valley

A happy valley is a ‘place’ where people go when they are stoned/high. It’s a place where things spin, things are happy, very vibrant colours appear, and there are a lot of different terms for this but the most common is definitely a happy valley.

There are a few meanings for this term, some of them being inappropriate.

However, it is mainly to describe what kind of ‘world’ people enter when they become high on drugs.

“Apparently Lacey got high, and she kept saying that she was in the happy valley. We weren’t quite sure what that meant.”
“Oh, its the place where people go when they’re stoned, everything spins it’s very vibrant and happy! Tell her to be careful.”

by alvssandra January 6, 2023