aaron taylor johnson

sexiest man alive

someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive

by wingsbymm October 16, 2023

Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

Johnson

Can be used in any situation as a verb adjective or noun.

I could go for a Johnson right now.

by TheJohnsonJohnson August 3, 2024

Weston Johnson

A guy who tried to find his name on here but couldn't and decided to make his own.

Weston Johnson: *Searches name*
NO RESULTS FOUND
Weston Johnson: Fine, I'll do it myself

by TheJoeMister March 17, 2020

Bailey Johnson

An apparition or double of a living person.

"Omg that guy looks like Bailey !” “Is that Bailey Johnson?”

by Mr_HughJohnson November 24, 2021

Johnson Time

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.

Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

deshawn johnson

a long dick male in love with sydney

i need a deshawn johnson

by fmoig @xole.got.hakked March 20, 2017