The infamous words used in every instagram bio by women who have baby daddies like an artist has paint brushes. Alternatives include "Only God can judge me". Don’t be surprised if you also see this fuckshit of a term as a tattoo as well, which is good, as it can be used as a visual aid to GTFO once you see it.
Jim: "Meisha's hot, should I ask her out?"
Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”
Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”
by oneandonlygod!! April 29, 2022
Get the God firstmug. A God named Eminem who decided to say "Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated" and become a Rap God, even though he already was.
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated" and become a Rap God, even though he already was.
Damn bitch! That Em is the Rap God!
by DoTheJig December 15, 2016
Get the Rap Godmug. by igripprints December 12, 2022
Get the God of Rizzmug. yo bro! is that Alisa the God ?
yeah ! we better worship her !
*thinks to themselves* aw man I hope she degrades me !
yeah ! we better worship her !
*thinks to themselves* aw man I hope she degrades me !
by the chosen on3 March 22, 2021
Get the Alisa the Godmug. by t00c00lforscho00l April 6, 2022
Get the God is Goodmug. The absolute highest of oaths to honesty, cannot be lied on no matter the circumstance. (Not affiliated with any religion)
Joe: Yo did you sleep with my mom again?
Bill: Bro you know I would never do that
Joe: Put it on baby on god
Bill: ...
Bill: Bro you know I would never do that
Joe: Put it on baby on god
Bill: ...
by Father Jared December 6, 2021
Get the On Baby On Godmug. Someone who can find any sauce from a single doujin panel, artwork, video or anything of that kind in a short amount of time and provide that to others without asking for anything in return. A hero amongst men.
by Hikik0m0ri July 16, 2021
Get the Sauce Godmug.