Text Sex

when jake and kathleen send urgent text messages saying text sex now

kath: um hey jake.....
jake: TEXT SEX NOW!!!!!!!! *urgent*

by kathjake May 27, 2008

Tipsy Text

The equivalent to the drunk dial.

1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans

2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.

3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation

;-) :-D <3333

"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"

yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt

all are exmapls of tipsy texts

by fattehboi February 11, 2009

Bottom text

We your smashing and the person on the bottom starts texting someone

Man he was making me bored while smashing so I started to bottom text my friend

by Es me November 6, 2017

Pocket Text

When you see that you have a text, read it, and purposefully do not respond to it (analogous to a presidential pocket veto)

"I told her lets hang out but she never responded...I think she went with a pocket text"

by lexmasterflex11 December 2, 2009

sleep texting

when you say goodnight to a person through text then they respond to you with a question and you just have to reply.

person 1: okay well im going to sleep goodnight.
person 2: wait what is our homework?
person 1: oh page 135 questions 1-5.
person 2: thanks. wait i thought u were asleep?
person 1: i was sleep texting.

by texter1000 December 7, 2009

Texting relationship

When a two people act like lovers over text but never talk in person. (Usually common in middle schoolers)

Person 1: Are you even dating Brittany anymore?
Person 2: Yea but we have more of a texting relationship
Person 1: *facepalm*

by Sushioligy March 14, 2015

text houdini

A person who texts you and then randomly stops responding back to you as if disappearing off the earth in a Houdini-esque manner. Can be frustrating when a significant other acts like this repeatedly.

Chick- "Hey how are you?
Guy- "I'm doing quite well. what's up?"
..........No response...................
Guy- "Hello? Did you get abducted by pirates?"
Guy- "Text houdini?"

by stuffaboutstuff May 30, 2011