The Gelker Test

The true test of Love.

When a couple are showering together and one wishes to test the strength of love to find out if there the one.... by shitting and seeing the others reaction

Made famous by Professor Daniel Gelker

Now practiced throughout the North America region

Hey, she passed the Gelker test bro!!

How much shit??
Bathtub was covered

Nice

by Ezras13 October 9, 2020

nuclear test

Masturbation

I did a nuclear test on those porno flicks skit dam!

by Kennydickhead September 12, 2017

Piss Test

Name of an alcoholic drink that combines vodka (usually inexpensive) with Mountain Dew. Usually made out of a lack of other mixers left in the fridge.

Dude, were out of orange juice. Want to just make a couple of piss tests? I won't tell anyone.

by RememberSammyJankis September 23, 2017

Chode test

The chode test or procedure is:

Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode

Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!

by Praker September 25, 2017

Friend test

The first time you bring a significant other around your friends to see what they think of him/her.

At first, I really liked her, but when she failed the friend test, I had to let her go.

by drkobra September 28, 2017

Test rape

When a teacher gives you a test that contradicts ones test outline

“Man... I just got test raped “

by Fghggyyrrd October 5, 2017

double finger tested

Double finger tested is a process to test the woman's pussy or ass to determine if she is ready to be penetrated with his meat.

While I was having sex with my wife in her pussy, she asked me to double finger tested her ass to determine if she was ready for anal.

by whtronin October 22, 2017