Collision Theory

The speed at which the particles dance on the dance floor and how many successful dance partners you can get in period of time

Sasha: How successful was your collision theory tonight?

Bob; Good! I aligned like a boss

by Ooefs February 20, 2023

Noose Theory

The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.

Let’s test the noose theory, if you really think you’d die from it.

by 24moorej January 2, 2025

Dipshit Theory

Refers to observation that where one dipshit goes others will follow. Akin to mass think theory.

I witnessed dipshit theory in action last night at the soc hop wendy.

Youre just jealous!

I saw you looking at him!

Oh, greg...you are despicable!

by ESPeciallyscientific April 18, 2018

Critical Booty Theory

An analytical framework first proposed by Sir Mix-a-lot postulating that all social institutions, laws, and mores are rooted in a reverence for booty.

Democrats and Republicans came together to recognize the importance of Critical Booty Theory as a framework for legislative decision making and adjudication in the legal system.

by Quan Master Quan July 12, 2021

Suspiracy Theory

A belief that a strange event or circumstance is caused by normal means and shouldnt be looked into any further even in the face of mounting evidence suggesting otherwise.

The idea that Jeffrey Epstein actually did kill himself is a Suspiracy Theory.

by b4zzo July 9, 2021

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory

The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.

by CoaltownBrown January 2, 2023

Bread Theory

If one person in a relationship really likes bread and the other dosen't, it's a really good sign the relationship will go places. If both parties like bread or dislike bread there is a great possibility it won't go as well.

Meghan: I love bread

Shawn: I hate bread

Tomás: due to the Bread theory they are perfect for eachother

by Nicheis October 16, 2023