hat head

when you are wearing a hat for a very long time and your hair then becomes flat and you then look like an ugly turd.

"Woah Bryan put your hat back on, you've got some major hat head!!! Lookin' slightly like a turd.

by YessicaShmallen November 29, 2018

Coconut-head

Someone who is a bit slower than the average human due to too many coconuts to the head.

Wow Maggie sure is a coconut-head, some things never change.

by Wpkjs November 12, 2017

holy head

The act of giving and/or recieving head in church. Particularly during service.

We snuck into a classroom and got some holy head while the preacher was going on about chastity.

by Lectric July 23, 2007

Head List

To have a list of certain individuals that did something bad to you, that you plan to seek some type of revenge on. Kind of like a Hit List just sometimes less Lethal.

So if Peter stole money from Paul so now Paul added Peter to his Head List to either, get money back, beat hit up, torture, have sex with his wife and Etc. just any type of revenge felt necessary.

by YouMadeMeThisWay187 November 29, 2013

Head gasket

The mushroom tip that you use to try to solve the issue of anal seepage sometimes only a temporary fix

Cody was spending a fortune on underwear so Bobby suggested a tampon but that didn't work so Stefan snuck up behind him and helped him out with a good ol head gasket for a temporary fix.

by Bathnbody November 4, 2016

J-Head

A relatively short girl with a massive head.

Damn! Do you see that J-Head walking across the street? Her head is the size of a watermelon.

by Ngo March 8, 2013

buttplug head

Someone who is so arrogant and self absorbed that it would seem they spend most of their time with their head shoved neatly up their own arse. Often with a butt plug shaped head and ridiculously small ears.

Andrew is such a buttplug head. He doesn't listen to anyone's ideas except his own.

by Shittydick March 4, 2015