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dom's chode

A dude who tries to project a dominant alpha male image in order to hide the fact he has a chode.
Jeez did you check the attitude on that guy?
Yeah, classic case of a dom's chode.
by Rudeboy1969 November 13, 2015
mugGet the dom's chodemug.

Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.
Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.
by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011
mugGet the Chode Polishingmug.

Chode Stain

Man that Trevor guy is an absolute chode stain.
by taco_salad July 15, 2015
mugGet the Chode Stainmug.

chode sponger

Guy who washes dicks for fun. No payment necessary. Often for sick, creepy enjoyment or pleasure. A real pervert. Common among local area sports anchors.
That sharply dressed jerk off is a real chode sponger.
by Mick V July 31, 2016
mugGet the chode spongermug.

Chode Islander

Why do all these Chode Islanders suck at driving?
by Leadfoot Leon November 9, 2016
mugGet the Chode Islandermug.

Egg chode

I’m hockey slang, egg chode is a version of dirty or nasty... pretty much saying your good
Brooooo...” “that kids fucking egg chode!”
by We’d December 3, 2019
mugGet the Egg chodemug.

Bio Chode

A Bio Chode is a tiny pair of nuts and a small, weeny chode. With this, the nuts are powered by the Zeus Battery, outputting more than 1000000 Volts into the nuts, then making the chode, a big penis.
Atef - "Damn, Constantine's got a nice Bio Chode!"
Constantine - "Thanks Atef, not so bad yourself!"
by Atef Lord March 4, 2021
mugGet the Bio Chodemug.

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