3$ car wash

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.

Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro

by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023

face wash

When a person, usually drunk, tries to keep vomit in their mouth with their hands while also covering their face in embarrassment resulting in a spray of throw up in every direction.

After you left the bar that crazy guy face washed himself

by meemeemoemoemoe July 10, 2023

Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.

"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"

by supahhfah-reek July 22, 2012

Googie Car Wash

A car wash company ran by cunts but they get the car clean nonetheless!

Guy 1: “I’m going to go wash my car at Googie Car Wash!!”
Guy 2: “Oh, that place full of cunts??!!”

by wakwawakawakawaka January 28, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

turtle wash

verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now

"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"

by L Pea-lunk November 28, 2009

high pressure washing machine

a word created by rui kamishiro from the hit game project sekai colorful stage featuring hatsune miku!='=!'

rui kamishiro : HIGH PRESSURE WASHING MACHINE!!!!!

by Enananyanan November 14, 2023