.38 Special

A horrible band from the 80s that is a super lame spinoff of Lynyrd Skynyrd. They wrote songs about fucking underage girls and being general redneck douchebags. They appealed to hundreds of thousands of dumbass shittards mainly throughout the South. They are mistakenly called Southern Rock by many people, but they are just a worse version of Bad Company, Thin Lizzy and your mom.

"Hay, letz git sum dip n Skoal n Bud Light n than go to tha .38 Special concurt 2nite! We will git us sum yung poontang n have us sum reel redneck fun, Roscoe. YEEEE-HIIIII!!!"

by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014

skittles special

When you buy either yourself or a friend a bunch of different flavored condoms.

Person 1: Hey, guess what I got my for my birthday!
Person 2: A skittles special?
Person 1: Yeah! Now I can taste the rainbow!

by ThatswhatTeddysaid November 10, 2009

the christmas special

the act of smashing a watermelon on a vagina

the christmas special

by avatarthelastairbender December 19, 2010

marinara special

To perform oral sex on a woman during her period

"Man, last night I went back to the crib with Jen and had the marinara special"

"What do you mean its not the right time? I love the marinara special."

by Jon Crook April 29, 2006

websters special

Wen ya put ya thumb an ya finger next to it on ya bellend, best wen its wet, then wipe it on someones face or better put it goes up someones noes.

i gave forceit a websters special rite up his noes an he got in a ryt stress wiv mi

by ? ? ? ? ? December 17, 2006

boilermaker special

The act of shitting in a stranger's car and letting it simmer and boil on a hot summer's day

Dude, I was at the mall and watched some dude park his mini cooper and not lock it. Let's just say I gave it the old Boilermaker special

by 69ingpossums August 25, 2015

morning special

When you wake you boyfriend up in the morning with a blow job :)

Every day I give my boyfriend a morning special

by Etteiod March 12, 2016