Mash potatoe

When a man penis is not getting firm and he is trying every which way to over come his softness of the penis.

I can't believe he had nerves to talk all this sex talk on what he was going to do in bed with me, but he was mash potatoe, cover his face in shame.

by Soft dick May 29, 2019

feet potato

Fat feet, that don't move. Fat gross feet.

You have feet potatos.

by Wigglypigglytiggly January 7, 2017

fuck potato

a potato you cut a hole into and proceed to fuck

"i really want a fuck potato"

by i heart incest June 23, 2022

Potato Painter

A potato painter is a residential or commercial painter without experience. They are a danger to themselves, and those around them. Their business’s are based on lies. Potato painters are typically self taught, and didn’t serve as an apprentice prior to starting a business.

Look, another Idaho painter wannabe, fucking potato painter scum!

by Residentialzombe1 December 3, 2019

Twat potatoes

Large bulging and off putting pussy lips that protrude like potatoes on either side of the vagina.

Man that girl had some lumpy labia.
Sounds like she had twat potatoes.

Hey are those pussy testicals?
No I have twat potatoes. :(

by Wordmaker of lies August 8, 2014

Mash potato

Similar to the word gip, mash potato describes the moments before you feel like you might be sick but aren't actually sick.

(Someone is being inconsiderate and talking to you about a disgusting conversation topic whilst you are eating a meal and you and you start to associate the things being discussed in the conversation with the texture of your food) ... mash potato

by anonymous17363 October 30, 2017

saggy potato

A saggy potato is Jodie.

Jodie your such a saggy potato

by Jodiesucksdicklol August 21, 2018