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cunt meat

A female whose only function is to have repetitive sex with multiple people and serves no other realistic purpose. Using all of her holes she is used to the point where she becomes incapable of functioning.
The cunt meat at the gang bang was used by at least 20 guys until she passed out.
by jolyfloger May 8, 2017
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Meat Squirts

The act of blowing extremely wet fecial matter full of consumed meat out of your anus after comsuming a copious amount of various meats.
WoW Corey ! sure looks like that meat you just ate gave you some hardcore meat squirts !
by Meat slurper February 26, 2011
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Meat Machete

Another term for the male sexual organ when it is utilized on a female that lets herself go and isn't neat and clean in her private area.
At the end of Bill's first date, he and Mary decided to get busy. Much to his surprise Mary didn't keep herself shaved in her private area so he had to use his meat machete to carve through the jungle of love.
by Bobby-Bob August 12, 2008
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meat robot

Subordinate or underling who performs simple tasks according to strict instructions. They are not allowed to think or make decisions. They are typically created by a micro-managing hierarchy.
The VP of services has turned everyone in that department into a meat robot.
by Buck Macho June 20, 2016
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Meat Gazer

glancing a few extra seconds or even minutes at a man's crotch
my mom is the biggest meat gazer to all of my friends...
by caliash December 3, 2009
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the soft meat

When your dick isn't hard.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
by LongSlong69 July 2, 2014
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luncheon meat

Steve said he pulled down her pants and it looked like luncheon meat.
by Bubs 12 January 18, 2009
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