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Not my cup of tea

(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me.
1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?


2: Not my cup of tea

2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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Turkish Tea Cup

A distinctive move during sexual intercourse where a female is on all fours or standing up with the male partner positioned behind her and his penis is inserted into the her anus or vagina. The female then reaches backwards with her hand, between her legs, and "cups" her male partner's testicles, thus engaging in the "Turkish Tea Cup"

This stimulating move can heighten the onset of ejaculation in some men, while in others it may postpone this critical moment, allowing for the couple to engage in extended hedonistic pleasure.

Variations:

If she has two male partners, one below her (in front of her) and one behind her with one penis in her vagina and the second in her anus, this movement is now referred to as a "Turkish Sandwich".

If all partners are of the same sex, the move would be referred to as the "Turkish Lock". An all female couple will usually have a prosthetic penis, fingers, or something of the like for rear insertion, but the partner on all fours or standing up will now be rubbing her partner's clitoris.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fuck each others brain out, Jill grabbed her ankles, Jack dropped his pants and went balls deep while singing Mr Bojangles, she let out a peep, it felt so good, but she knew he might, so she reached back and gave him a Turkish Tea Cup.
by Lazerz4eyez February 6, 2013
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magic cup holder

Using a magic cup holder is to throw garbage out of your car window.
Child - "Isn't there anywhere to put trash in your car?"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"
by 403forbidden January 23, 2015
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Morning Cup of Tea

Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.
by Dode May 25, 2009
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Sorry, last cup

Being a total boss offering coffe only to say "sorry, last cup"
"You want some coffe or something?"
"Yeah, that would be great!"
"Ah, sorry, last cup"
"Ah, you suck Buscus"
by Kreasj November 20, 2011
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Australian Skin Cup

n: the act of forming a bowl out of your ball skin in the shower, letting it if fill up with water, and then having your significant other drink from the makeshift skin cup of ball water
“Hey babe, can I drink from the Australian Skin Cup tonight?”

“I want to take a sip from the land down under
by Big Gustavo November 20, 2019
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CHINESE TEA CUPPING

ANAL SPRAY ON THE UPPER REGIONS OF THE TOILET BOWL.
FRIG DUDE IF CHINESE TEA CUPPING WERE AN OLYMPIC SPORT YOU WOULD BE A GOLD MEDALIST. WHO FLUNG THAT DUNG.
by buckshag October 10, 2018
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