Why u so fat?!

Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths
Why u so fat?! Jonathan?!
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A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 24, 2025
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That's why it's wrong

What I did was harmless explicitly because there is nothing I could do for those women. You don't actually intend to teach me anything. If that's the case you're just as bad as I am. But that isn't why you are doing this.
A retard "That's why it's wrong."

Hym "You don't care. Every time I masterbate I'm fantasizing about raping one of you. How's that? Do that make you feel better? You fuck."
by Hym Iam November 09, 2024
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stream talk by why dont we

go to spotify, itunes or anything else where you can stream music, and stream talk by why dont we. thats it
person one: "hey have you heard of why don't we?"
person two: "yeah stream talk by why dont we!"
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Why it's christmas

You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)
I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.
by itsmenotjames December 08, 2024
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Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
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no why are your hands wet

A typical question someone asks when your hands have a moisture or liquid on them
No Why are your hands wet” “What do you mean” “Your hands are wet
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