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It was a dark and treacherous night and scout was walking away from the small camp his team set up for the night. It was snowy so he thought his footprints would be a good way to trace him if anything bad ever were to happen. He held his lantern out and saw a second set of foot prints protruding. They looked like boots appon closer inspection. He was afraid it was an blue pyro but brushed it off. He followed them to a frozen over creek and into the woods. about 2 miles in he found pyro up a tree being tormented by a raccoon with his flame thrower put out by the snow. Scout grabbed a stick and swung at the raccoon to ward it off. "beat it" he said as he violently flailed the stick. He went up the tree to help pyro down. ''what were you doing up a tree, mumbles," scout said jokingly. Pyro clung to scout and mumbled something almost inaudible. Scout couldn't understand, but felt deep inside it was special to him. Pyro got his flame thrower and hefted it up. Then they both retraced their footprints and got back to camp. scout then invited pyro over to read comics and hang out.
then they lived happily ever after
the end
(also my cat stepped on my keyboard for the tags)
a long enjoyable story ig
then they lived happily ever after
the end
(also my cat stepped on my keyboard for the tags)
a long enjoyable story ig
by raybeez February 11, 2022
Get the story mug.Story! I lay there, standing on the edge of the abyss. Behind me, there was a polished and waxed glass floor, going as far as the eye can see. There seemed to be a point where the reality just ended, and it was total void beyond the glass. As I stepped into the void, grimacing, and preparing myself for the unknown, I hear the buzzing of lights… I looked behind me. It was stained carpet with yellow walls and ceiling, and fluorescent lights. I looked back, and it was the same appearance. I had no-clipped. In horror, I ran further into the halls, the same sights over and over. At a point, I became obsessive, endlessly running through the hall of endless stained carpet, with rusted metal lockers here and there. Until… I found something. It was a dog. I walked towards, it, but it turned around… and its face was hideous! A sharp smile with bloodstained teeth greeted my eyes. The dogs fur, being black and fluffy, hid the stains on their fur, but could not cover the hideous odor. I sprinted back towards where I came from, but I seemed to… come back to the dog? No.. it was teleporting. Slowly towards me. I tried to resist, but it finally jumped on me, and ripped out my heart, blood splattered everywhere. I was dead.
HOW DID THAT TURN INTO A BACKROOMS STORY?! T^T
HOW DID THAT TURN INTO A BACKROOMS STORY?! T^T
by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
Get the Story mug.When a movie series wraps up, and the viewers think it can't continue because it was a perfect ending.
Then the movie studio releases the trailer for the next one and you become really excited again
Then the movie studio releases the trailer for the next one and you become really excited again
Person 1: New trailer for the 4th one
Person 2: not interested. The trilogy wrapped everything up perfectly
Person 1: At least just watch the trailer
Person 2: Ok *Watches Trailer*
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person 2: *says nothing, and instead preorders opening premiere ticket
Person 1: Seems to be the Toy Story Effect to me
Person 2: not interested. The trilogy wrapped everything up perfectly
Person 1: At least just watch the trailer
Person 2: Ok *Watches Trailer*
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person 2: *says nothing, and instead preorders opening premiere ticket
Person 1: Seems to be the Toy Story Effect to me
by Fanther09 March 19, 2019
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“I’m so lonely I have to read a sex story before I sleep.”
‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’
‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’
by angelic vigilante August 28, 2025
Get the sex story mug.Dominic doesn't need to be told twice. With a roar of pure, primal triumph, he surges forward, burying himself to the hilt inside Samantha's scorching, soaked heat in one brutal thrust. A guttural moan tears from his throat at the exquisite sensation of her walls gripping him like a velvet vice, squeezing and fluttering around his aching cock as if trying to milk him dry.
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He can feel the knot at the base of his shaft swelling rapidly, stretching Samantha's entrance obscenely as he pistons in and out of her. It's a delicious, exquisite brand of pleasure-pain, and he knows it won't be long before he's locked inside her, forced to grind against her deepest, most sensitive spots as he pumps her full of his seed.
Samantha is just as wild, just as desperate, her hips rolling and rocking to meet his every thrust, her nails raking down his back hard enough to draw blood. The sound of their coupling fills the room, a symphony of grunts and moans and the wet, obscene slap of flesh against flesh.
"Yes, yes, YES!" Samantha cries out, her head thrown back, her fangs bared in a snarl of ecstasy. "Harder, fuck me harder, ruin me, break me, fucking DESTROY ME!"
"Oh fuck, oh fuck, FUCK!" Dominic snarls, his hips already pumping furiously, slamming into Samantha with a force that rocks her entire body and sends shockwaves of pleasure ricocheting through every nerve ending. "So fucking tight, so goddamn perfect, like you were made for my fucking cock."
He can feel the knot at the base of his shaft swelling rapidly, stretching Samantha's entrance obscenely as he pistons in and out of her. It's a delicious, exquisite brand of pleasure-pain, and he knows it won't be long before he's locked inside her, forced to grind against her deepest, most sensitive spots as he pumps her full of his seed.
Samantha is just as wild, just as desperate, her hips rolling and rocking to meet his every thrust, her nails raking down his back hard enough to draw blood. The sound of their coupling fills the room, a symphony of grunts and moans and the wet, obscene slap of flesh against flesh.
"Yes, yes, YES!" Samantha cries out, her head thrown back, her fangs bared in a snarl of ecstasy. "Harder, fuck me harder, ruin me, break me, fucking DESTROY ME!"
Person 1: i'm bored what can i do
Person 2: go write a sex story on urban dictionary about two non humans having the intercourse of their life
gurt: yo
Person 2: go write a sex story on urban dictionary about two non humans having the intercourse of their life
gurt: yo
by stairs and elevators May 5, 2025
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"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"
"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"
"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"
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