The Human Stapler

Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)

I had to pay $3000 after Billy used me as The Human Stapler.

by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022

An Izaac Stanley

A loving boyfriend who is easily heartbroken and spends to much money on girls.

"Why you spending so much money on her bro?"
"I dont know im feeling like an Izaac Stanley"

by name.definition May 17, 2023

The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

Some damn brit that narrates a guy named Stanley who's employee 427 and probably drinks tea and says end is never the end or something

The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is a brit. And I HATE British people.

by captain ! January 25, 2024

get a stapler straight

To know what is more important, can be used in a hilarious or serious manner, a synonym of get a marker straight

person 1: you need to study hard, stop being unproductive on TV shows, you need to do homework.

person 2: ok, I promise I'm gonna get a stapler straight about my homework.

by A Marker Lover February 4, 2026

Philadelphia Thigh Stapler

When a man staples his penis to either his right or left thigh, and a woman proceeds to rip the stapler out with her teeth and 'play' (suck) the penis like a flute.

Frank: Just got a philadelphia thigh stapler, man that shit hurts
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

I'll Just Flat Stanley

When the situation is awkward or you dislike the idea of something due to it being awkward or unusual; you then feel as you become paper thin or a cardboard cut out.

"I'll just Flat Stanley." Eric said after the joke flipped.

by NerdEmperor14 March 3, 2026

The Vince Staples Effect

When one party presents a truth or an uncomfortable sentiment in a deadpan or neutral manner and the other party reacts with amusement in order to ease the tension or awkwardness

Person 1: If Jesus came back, how would he feel about the commercialization of the cross he died on?
Person 2: Bro what the fuck. You just be saying shit.
Person 1: I’m deadass, I’m not even tryna be funny. Like ain’t no way he’d be cool with that..
Person 2: Damn. The Vince Staples Effect…

by Xiz! March 6, 2026