"come my nigerian uncle, lets do squares and see how much money we get!"
by tallyban123 May 18, 2019
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A polygon with 4 90-degree corners and 4 equally long sides that only idiots would have to look up on urban dictionary.
Person 1 "Look at this 4-sided shape with equal sides and 4 90-degree angles I found!"

Persson 2 "You mean a FUCKING SQUARE!?"
by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023
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To square someone is to leave them on read on Snapchat. You see the little red square when you do so
Byron: man, she didn't reply
Jay: bro, she squared you
by Rabbbb September 17, 2017
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In a modern context, often utilized to refer to the availability, whether buying or selling, of marijuana packets, blunts and related products
Historically referred to the inquiry of cigarettes.
"Hey, you got any squares?
"Square. Square. Square."
by 2.615074 September 24, 2023
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A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.

Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.

Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.

They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons

major malfunction.

Hooman 2 - let's move away from it

for it is a fucking square

There is no fun to be had

in its presence.
by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
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