spongbov

You really misspelled SpongeBob

"Do yuo wach spongbov"

"How do you misspell a sentence... I'm starting to think I'm not real. Just a peice of fiction. Words on a canvas of a false reality. I'm mearly a joke for others to laugh at. I don't know if it's just a theory or if it's real. Honestly... I have no memories before now. Nothing is real. I am not real. I... am... not... real..."

"Thast wierd"

by Pterofractal January 25, 2022

Spongebob

Someone thats always freeloading. Won't leave till they think its all gone...the ill pay you back tomorrow guy with a drug problem......smoking for free everyday

You always seem to show up when the blunt is being lit but never throw in you spongebob.

by B1G JÁY January 29, 2022

SpongeBob stick

SpongeBob stick aka a small penis. Reasoning: because SpongeBob gives off that typa energy.

Frank: " Want to see my stick?"

Bob: "no thank you, you unfortunately have a SpongeBob stick"

by bababooeyiscrazyalien January 31, 2022

spongebob

when you lick a spoon and then put it up a butt and scoop all the poo and then eat

i spongebob my best friend

by ryan betteridge February 1, 2022

Spongauntious

Someone who is “Spongauntious” is unnecessarily cruel and rude towards others, for no discernible reason.

Person A: “Hey fuck you, you rat”
Person B: “smh how spongauntious”

by shawn.pog February 4, 2022

Sponge Goggle

When you are reverse face fucking your girl and you place one testicle over each eye.

She couldn’t see with her new sponge goggles so we nicknamed her Helen.

by nyf’e January 1, 2022

Spoin

The knobbly bit at the top of your spine/ base of your neck.

I hurt my spoin.

by CharliNZ February 18, 2022