special cake

the stuff carl brings back from amsterdam init.
look, carls brought back bare special cake
lets eat bare special cake
by Ed November 21, 2004
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.38 Special

A horrible band from the 80s that is a super lame spinoff of Lynyrd Skynyrd. They wrote songs about fucking underage girls and being general redneck douchebags. They appealed to hundreds of thousands of dumbass shittards mainly throughout the South. They are mistakenly called Southern Rock by many people, but they are just a worse version of Bad Company, Thin Lizzy and your mom.
"Hay, letz git sum dip n Skoal n Bud Light n than go to tha .38 Special concurt 2nite! We will git us sum yung poontang n have us sum reel redneck fun, Roscoe. YEEEE-HIIIII!!!"
by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014
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Bodybuilders Special

When you put water and protein powder in your partners vagaina, then proceed to thrust your dick in her to mix the ingredients together, to make a nutritious pre workout snack.
Timmy: "hey bro! Do you need a pre workout!?"
Johnny: "No thanks bro, I just mixed myself a Bodybuilders Special 15 minutes ago!"
by NastyNatalie January 27, 2017
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Chris Special

When a man performs fellatio on a woman with no reciprocation intended or wanted.
Guy 1: Yo how was last night?
Chris: I gave her the chris special!
Guy 2: Again? You must want to be a virgin.
Chris: I just love munching box!
by cookiemonster2000 November 25, 2019
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the christmas special

the act of smashing a watermelon on a vagina
the christmas special
by avatarthelastairbender December 17, 2010
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marinara special

To perform oral sex on a woman during her period
"Man, last night I went back to the crib with Jen and had the marinara special"

"What do you mean its not the right time? I love the marinara special."
by Jon Crook April 15, 2006
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skittles special

When you buy either yourself or a friend a bunch of different flavored condoms.
Person 1: Hey, guess what I got my for my birthday!
Person 2: A skittles special?
Person 1: Yeah! Now I can taste the rainbow!
by ThatswhatTeddysaid November 10, 2009
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