by Tommygun97 January 28, 2018

a person who doesnt understand the point of having a good time and wants to shit on other people as much as they can
by you shouldnt use your real nam February 8, 2024

Dude-“Yo, you got any of that soft??”
Dealer-“Nahh, I gotta re-up. Got plenty of hard though.”
Dude-“Ah, shit, I’m good. That shit makes fiends.”
Dealer-“Nahh, I gotta re-up. Got plenty of hard though.”
Dude-“Ah, shit, I’m good. That shit makes fiends.”
by AnonyMystery69 May 3, 2022

by YnotZoidberg February 11, 2017

When one proceeds to stay flacid and never get hard no matter what, going to the lengths of praying/repenting.
by Neal Rigga July 12, 2024

White males who survive in the DEI Era by fawning over, agreeing with, and taking sides with DEI hires.
I became aware that the new Kevin guy had no ability to do his job and i wondered how he wasn't fired. Then I realized that he was a soft white male.
by TheFleeceMan July 4, 2025

Teacher: Describe something soft.
Kid #1: uhhh...wool!
Kid #2: COTTON!
Me: Kang Yeosang.
Teacher: You are absolutely correct sweetie! You have no homework.
Kid #1: uhhh...wool!
Kid #2: COTTON!
Me: Kang Yeosang.
Teacher: You are absolutely correct sweetie! You have no homework.
by thekpopnoob November 16, 2019
