shart art

Shart art is when you defecate in your trousers without much fair warning (shart), then create art with your own feces. To many people, it is a very cherished hobby. People generally finger paint with their feces as a form of shart art, but there have been some situations when people had made sculptures and even houses.

Person 1: "Dude... I just sharted. Gross..."
Person 2: " Dude awesome! Now you can make shart art with it!"
Person 1: "That sounds amazing!" (starts playing with feces) "This is fun!"
Person 2: "you know it is..."

by whojustpoopedinmypants August 4, 2011

Pussy shart

"Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.

Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?

Sookrims: Ehh no...why?

Stig: Coz i did.

Sookrims: Haha any good

Stig: Yeh......

Sookrims: but.

Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick

Sookrims: Lol

by Sookrims May 11, 2009

rim shart

A type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one only hits the rim on the anus. You can recover by walking gingerly to the bathroom and cleaning your dirty bung before it hits the cotton.

Dude, I sharted at her crib but it was only a rim shart! Whew!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010

Shart Stain

Residue left after sharting your pantaloons.

I stole a dinky dino and got too excited and ended up creating a shart stain in my pantaloons

by shartstain69 October 10, 2011

Shart Cult

The Shart Cult is an organization formed in mid 2018, not declared official until late 2018.
The Shart Cult is a public group formed by many intelligent individuals, seeking enlightenment and awareness of the cursed kinks of the internet, and is at constant turf war against the Piss Cult.
Members of the ShartCult change their usernames daily, so it may not be possible to discover them unless you ask around Instagram.
Most members are part of the LGBT community, are furries, and have ironic kinks (some unironic)
The Shart Cult and Piss Cult are enemies, due to a differentiation in morals, kinks, political beliefs and regionality.

Have you heard of the Shart Cult?
No, the Piss Cult is better anyways

by Wesley Measles (contact on IG) December 3, 2018

jello shart

Farting with excess poo drippage going onto your undergarments while taking a jello shot.

Sammy: "I can't believe the Sun Devils won today, let's party bros!"

Alli: "Hey guys, I brought us jello shots! One, two three, CHEERS!"

Carla: "OMG, poo! I hope these don't make me jello shart!"

Alli: "My pants are brown...."

by Sac Shittles February 5, 2010

smarty fuck

Ignorant son of a bitch of less than average intelligence convinced they are the smartest fucker on the planet.

You my friend are a smarty fuck.

by Tbear22 January 25, 2017