Small Meat Romantic

A man who is sexually active who is also the coherent owner of a small penis (small meat).

Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)

Bob; did you see lil Jerry in the shower today after football? Didn’t realise he was a small meat romantic

George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance

by Gregg Edward June 6, 2021

small might

Sexiest skinny person alive

Person 1 : AYO what the hell I didn’t know skeletons could walk
Person 2 : nah that’s just small might

by Your mommas favorite June 11, 2021

Small b

Noun

Very similar to a Big B, just with a bigger D.

“Hey small b, do you have to wear white boardies? It really isn’t fair to the rest of us.”

by Accidental conception June 12, 2021

Deja Carter- Smalls

She’s an amazing person. Kind and loving. She’s someone that you can talk to and she’ll understand. Give her a chance because when you first meet her she can be quite but once you get to know her she’s a burst of Energy.

Deja Carter- Smalls is the nicest and most energetic person I know

by Dead Cardigan June 16, 2021

Small-dickedly

When someone absolutely needs to feel superior to you so they wait like a trapdoor spider to attack your first instance of being wrong, then they give you a cheeky glance before running off.

My conversation with Terence was going well until he small-dickedly ran off after I was wrong once in the 30 minutes we spoke.

by Psychadelicious June 23, 2021

The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021

Small

A short or tiny thing

"Your dick is small" or "You have a very small dog"

by ppee July 10, 2021