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hey cumslut, wait oh you mean simon

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Simanye

Simanye is a young man with a lot of potential to be one of the greatest people to have ever lived. Coming from a not so wealthy background, he remains deeply humble, although some might misjudge his confidence for arrogance. Blessed with leadership skills and a great logical thinker, one might assume that it is only a matter of time before he makes his mark on the world.

He came up with one of the best ideas the panel has ever seen. Some of the panel called it a Simanye idea.

by KareemTheGreat April 20, 2025

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Simon Cowell

The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.

Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.

by SoullessEther May 7, 2025

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Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.

“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”

by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025

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Simon Inflation

My favorite movie of all time.

Rupert: hey my neck stopped hurting when i watched simon inflation!
Anne frank: This is my favorite movie.

by expungedhat(real) August 2, 2025

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Simon the Sexy

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.

P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*

by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025

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