an untalented cunt who pretends to be able to play guitar but will sit playing one string on repeat for one minute. spends all his time jerking off to naruto porn and refuses to let his boys see his "gf" and will always ignore the boys for him as he's stupendously whipped. this mfer is obsessed wit babymetal and just strange fucking screamo music in general, is incredibly pretentious with his music taste and refuses to listen to anyone other that a reega oo ragadeedee oo band (Korn) or System of a Down. a smelly little weeb who only watches anime and will refuse to shower until he finishes One Piece.
by TheCreamTeamChief December 6, 2021

A boy with little man problems he is normally blonde and doesn’t talk to girls only boys he also likes it up the arse of his Granda Pete
by Gary rodgers January 4, 2018

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Dylan is the best guy you will ever meet in your life period. He is very trust worthy although it may take time to gain his trust, time, and love. Dylan is still an amazing person to have in your life. He always puts his friends before all others. Especially the love of his life. He has the most respect for her and he is very loyal, loving, and will do anything to satisfy her needs. He always wants to do something to make her smile.
by aswd123456789?! February 25, 2022

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by Tsunami_softball November 21, 2016

Very hot male, great with women, dark skinned, skinny, not too tall and does have friends but doesn't get invited to many party's or people's houses
by Vedra galdeen April 10, 2015
