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sausage monster

The step bellow a meatball monster. A guy that is jacked but not overly jacked. They can be seen at the gym in groups. Are very strong but not necessarily massive like meatball monsters.
A couple of sausage monsters and I were at the gym yesterday blasting our pecs.
by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008
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Sausage Ditch

A place of which to insert you're mighty walls banger!
After taking a leisurley stroll in the country, Samuel was pleased to come across Susans "sausage ditch" buried in the growling undergrowth!
by Sausage Gash. December 11, 2011
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slimy sausage

When you are going anal and she shits on your dick.
BITCH! YOU GAVE ME A SLIMY SAUSAGE!
by Eharrelson November 7, 2015
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Sausage Slingshot

An act where you find the closest douche-bag on the beach wearing a one piece speedo, catch him off guard, and grab whatever you can get your hands on(speedo wise, you dirty minded fucks) and pull as hard as you can, letting go and turning that mother fucker into a Sausage Slingshot
Person 1: Hey bro, what's with the weird walking?
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks
by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016
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sausage slid

when a friend cok blocks u and then hooks up with the girl
what a dick
wow i just got my shit sausage slid by frank!!!
what a dick!!
by Jeremy Thorson March 13, 2009
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Sausage Omelette

Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"

1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.

2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.
1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."

Everyone else: "Yay!"

2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."

Everyone else: "Eww..."
by Mewsy July 1, 2009
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Sausage Hamper

A homosexual act between two or more males. Were the penis is inserted into the rectum of the other participants.
I want to put my sock in your Sausage Hamper.
by hotforbrock March 4, 2011
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