Sausage Slingshot

An act where you find the closest douche-bag on the beach wearing a one piece speedo, catch him off guard, and grab whatever you can get your hands on(speedo wise, you dirty minded fucks) and pull as hard as you can, letting go and turning that mother fucker into a Sausage Slingshot

Person 1: Hey bro, what's with the weird walking?
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks

by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016

Sausage Sex

Where a group of 2 or more males have intercourse on a day to day basis.

Yo Kyle , David and I are having some amazing sausage sex.

by StraightUpKeyboardG May 19, 2016

Sausage Scarf

A meaty garment worn around the neck.

Hey bro, nice sausage scarf, where can I get one for myself?

by anonononononymouse June 6, 2016

sausage dildo

It is when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

By Teddles,dandalf,jak-e thompspoon an tobyrone.

Are you using that sausage dildo

by Voldaar July 24, 2016

Sausage supper

The act of providing oral relief to multipleale participants. (Colloquial Scottish)

Pat had a sausage supper down the alley with Kris and Boab.

by Pullmehearties July 13, 2016

Ye sausage

A term that has quite recently originated from Liverpool. When a person finds someone physically and mentally inferior to them, the term “ye sausage” is used.

This is also a term that could be used to initiate a physical altercation between 2 people, generally used over Snapchat.

1)
Wool: “we doOn’t mess around over here mate”
Scouser: “Behave lad you’ll get it for the culture, ye Sausage”

2)
Wool: “frank lampard is better than Steven Gerrard”
Scouser: “meet me ye sausage”

by RichmondBiftas September 17, 2021

Skinless sausage

To touch oneself until the top-end skin drops off the penis.
Otherwise known as "the naked eye"

In the evening I tend to caress my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.

by Fungus Mcfarlagen October 3, 2012