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Sausage Scarf

A meaty garment worn around the neck.
Hey bro, nice sausage scarf, where can I get one for myself?
by anonononononymouse June 6, 2016
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Sausage Shunter

A person who inserts sausages into their bodily orifices - namely the face and arse. Sometimes also simultaneously.
Gunther was such a sausage shunter, he just couldn't get enough of that meat!
by full of it March 7, 2011
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Sausage Omelette

Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"

1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.

2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.
1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."

Everyone else: "Yay!"

2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."

Everyone else: "Eww..."
by Mewsy July 1, 2009
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sausage pass

A shared bathroom where two naked guys might pass by each other face to face to get to the door. Also can be a small hallway or room.
by bigorgan March 11, 2014
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Sausage Ditch

A place of which to insert you're mighty walls banger!
After taking a leisurley stroll in the country, Samuel was pleased to come across Susans "sausage ditch" buried in the growling undergrowth!
by Sausage Gash. December 11, 2011
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Sausage Sex

Where a group of 2 or more males have intercourse on a day to day basis.
Yo Kyle , David and I are having some amazing sausage sex.
by StraightUpKeyboardG May 19, 2016
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Summer Sausage

The bludge of a man's penis in a speedo, in the summer.
Did you see that guy's summer sausage?
by Gortlubes September 24, 2017
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