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Hofte Syndrome

Hofte Syndrome

When you're so stoned that you turn pale and lose control
Look at that guy, he's as white as a sheet! Typical case of Hofte Syndrome

Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa
Hofte Syndrome by Ibeh November 7, 2015

Perks Syndrome 

Overwhelming sadness and anxiety felt by underclassmen as a result of their close senior or upperclassman friends graduating.

Named after the book The Perks of Being a Wallflower, where a freshman's entire friend group is made up of seniors, but they are going to graduate.
I've gotten so close to many seniors that I can call them my best friends, and I'm scared for their graduation. It'll feel like losing an entire family. Perks syndrome has been hitting me hard.

Aruba Syndrome

The inability to fully enjoy a vacation or scenic destination due to the absence of one's significant other. Commonly experienced by individuals who are in love.
"While on vacation alone, my hotel gave me a free upgrade to its best honeymoon suite with a full ocean view. Although it was beautiful, I couldn't truly enjoy it; instead, I only missed my boyfriend that much more. It was a classic case of Aruba Syndrome."
Aruba Syndrome by Veritaste July 1, 2018

scotcholm syndrome 

Feelings of affection and appreciation felt toward Scotch whiskey (though applicable to all whiskeys) resulting from a long period of drinking it and hating it.
While I used to think that Laphroaig tasted like I was drinking an industrial fire, I now love it and appreciate its notes due to Scotcholm Syndrome.

Thanks to Scotcholm Syndrome, I enjoy sipping Wild Turkey neat.
scotcholm syndrome by raabidfun September 26, 2018

Box Syndrome 

Box syndrome is when you have a good job but decide to drink and be depressed so instead of staying at your job you decide to switch jobs every 2 months
loser unstable alcoholic
Hey man is Robert switching jobs again? Yes that fool has box syndrome
Box Syndrome by Tater85 October 8, 2018

gamer syndrome 

continually doing something even though it drives you insane and causes great anger (usually related to gaming)
"hey man last night i kept trying to get an epic victory royale but i couldnt because im not an epic gamer so i yote my controller at my ps4"
"F bro, you must have Gamer Syndrome"
gamer syndrome by Chief parkinsons January 17, 2019