Gooch Syndrome

This is where no matter how much you shower or wash up, your fingers and face smells like Gooch!

Andy "Good morning!"

Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"

Andy " I already did take a shower."

Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"

by Ling ling 2013 September 8, 2013

Alphastatism Syndrome

the desire to create/remake a game out of nostalgia often done by incompetent individuals with usually overstretched ambition

"Oh cool a new Electric State Alpha Remake!" "Bro, you are having an Alphastatism Syndrome episode."

by Limernails March 10, 2023

cafeteria syndrome

When you spend too much time in the cafeteria. The cafeteria is the only place people see you and you creep them out. Common symptoms are add and craziness.

You see that girl in the caf today?
Ya I never see her out.
Ya. She definitely has cafeteria syndrome.
Shes such a creeper.

by Streaker6969 October 25, 2011

Serey Syndromed

The act of accidentally sending a group emoji

I got Serey Syndromed.

by UrTrustworthyfriend May 24, 2021

Jewlez Syndrome

the worst of all syndromes started on COD zombies here a young girl was struck down so many times she was given a syndrome it is extremely contagious and if possible avoided at all costs. the symptoms for said syndrome are as follows: an unwanted increase of physical gravity causing one to "go down" a lot, and the sudden urge to surf "the brown"

Steven:"hey wyatt you keep going down, do you need life alert?
Wyatt:"no man, its this damn Jewlez syndrome"

by Lord O'Pimps May 1, 2014

Touchdown Syndrome

The latest Facebook craze whereby country football teams let their loyal water boy with Down's Syndrome score a touchdown .

Moms with sassy mom hair fill the hole created by their broken dreams by seeking out Touchdown Syndrome new stories on Facebook

by J Larry Davis December 12, 2015

Passenger Syndrome

The feeling you get when you're riding in a vehicle someone else is driving, where time loses all meaning and before you know it you've arrived at your final destination.

Passenger Syndrome can also be used for when one is going through the motions and not being aware of the life events happening around them.

Honey: Candy, you've got to focus! The show's about to start! Why don't you have your tassels on yet?
Candy: Sorry Honey, I feel lost in the shuffle. One minute I'm getting on the train to the club, the next minute it's showtime.
Honey: Do you need someone to talk to?
Candy: No, I guess it's just the Passenger Syndrome doing its thing again.

by Kerfufflator September 20, 2018