High Speed Dude

The most ballingest of all WARRIORS. Born from the seed of Billy Mays and forged in the fires of battle.

Cadet1: "Woah, did you see High Speed Dude just leap over the FOB?"
Cadet2: "Ya I heard him and gunshow are fighting on the top of Mount Everest for the title of WARRIORKING."

by WarriorOracle December 3, 2009

speeding

Running around wearing a speedo. Usually to creep out minors while still staying family friendly.

My friend got caught speeding recently.dr

by Fokibär August 22, 2019

Speed Bump

Mouth herpes.

I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.

by Ka Napp October 24, 2023

mock speed

how fast someone makes fun of you

-compliments to the author who coined this “Amy Ulluriak Lord”

Sure enough, when a typo is made online, Kyle moves at Mock Speed to be the first to point it out and bully the O.P.

by jornumunroj April 26, 2023

Aging at the speed of white

A phrase to exemplify the bad and slow nature of white people not learning, developing, evolving, or improving. (It could also mean that white people tend to age faster physically)

You need to stop aging at the speed of white you racist POS!

Welp..... society is just aging at the speed of white...

You're not looking so good... aging at the speed of white.

by LingDanc803 October 19, 2023

speed worm

An infant that won't stop squirming and wiggling to get where they want to go.

Baby Nina is a savage and won't stop trying to get across the floor. She's a speed worm.

by Jfeet August 9, 2021

Speed Demon

a person or thing that is naturally fast In movement, reflex, hand-eye coordination,
hand-eye-body coordination, mental processing, or anything related in the fast paced concept of movement

she's a speed demon at writing stories
we are speed demons at 2v2's
my bike is a speed demon down that hill
I am a natural born speed demon
when we work together, we fly through all the work like speed demons

by KydraTheRapHydra December 18, 2021