Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015

Soggy Slipper

Inserting your foot inside a woman's vagina. Think fisting for a big girl.

Jack did it with two girls at once, and had a matching pair of soggy slippers.

by Wolfling July 26, 2016

twat slapped

When two twats slap. Hardcore scizzoring

The two lesbians were sore after twat slapped each other vaginas last night

by Jack broman June 2, 2016

Hood Slippers

Sandals without toe thongs; slides

I don't have time to lace my sneaks, so I'm gonna rock my hood slippers.

by Shalomd3 July 24, 2016

mud slippers

the slimy layer of lube and feces left behind after anal footing.

i'll join you in the hot tub as soon as i wash off my mud slippers.

by saltycreamfest September 20, 2016

pussy slippers

Shoes that a man of feminine stature would wear

Mr. Gill is such a girl, he is wearing his pussy slippers agian.

by craftsmanking October 26, 2016

Cat slapped

A comical event in which someone gets slapped by an adorable baby animal.

Yo, that person over there just got cat slapped.

by Madswagerz January 27, 2017