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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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Salty Dog

When you shoot and the dog licks it up!
‘’Oh yea I’m close’’
‘’Go on cum for me’’
‘’ ahhh’’
‘’ oh look the dog is licking it up’’

It was the most unprepared threesome when I came, and the dog kicked it up, it was a salty dog
by HeezusChrist93 December 26, 2021
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Salty Marshmellow

by Megelsey December 22, 2009
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Salty

Often used in the game "League of Legends" to describe a player that is aggitated with someone/ the game.
Wow Omer you're so salty chill man, it's only a game
by WeebZo October 10, 2017
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Salty Anne

The act of placing salt and ice (the salt and ice challenge) on male genitals until he feels a burning sensation and then stopping the burning by having intercourse.
Last night me and my girlfriend did the Salty Anne
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