Ryan Seacrest

The act of cutting to a commercial break exactly when the show is at the peak point of suspense.

That show just pulled a total Ryan Seacrest

by HarlemShakesTooMuch January 5, 2015

Ryan Palmer

A very rude and unkempt person with zero morals or personal values of any kind. Most likely treats women as objects and is predictably a chronic douchebag

Person a: wow what a fool.
Person b: yeah that's Ryan Palmer.

by Tiddymamma69 September 22, 2019

ryan taub

Ryan taub- the son of the founder of the ryobi cordless kit.

Do you know who my son is? -father taub

Yes of course.
What’s his name again?

Ryan taub

by Ryan taub October 20, 2021

Ryan Ross

When you disappear for years post one instagram pic then leave again

Where is Ryan Ross?
On instagram, oh wait

by Yeemo Ryan Ross trash May 22, 2019

Ryan Waffle

A spineless guy who in this case happens to be named Ryan. Note, waffling is not limited to Ryan, but currently, in my experience, he is the reigning champion.

Jade deserves better than a Ryan Waffle.

by The Mike K November 13, 2020

Ryan Beer

Ryan beer has a large cock! He is attracted to sexy women! Ryan is tall, funny, attractive, sexy and athletic. Ryan beer is one sexy mother fucker

Is that Ryan beer he’s super hot and has a big cock

by Ryguy March 3, 2019

Real Ryan

The product research, stemming from countless Ryan prototypes (many of which are still being manufactured), Jesus's left arm and a strand from God's Holy Beard. He was created in bio-weapons factory, where his DNA was altered to match that of a Demi-God. Raised on a Chupacabra's breast milk, he slowly settled on a diet of Minotaur meat and a protein supplement meant for a troll. After his child days were over his training would commence. Endless resistance training, with MMA lessons intermingled. He became a super-being, resembling a super saiyan at age 15. Slowly but surely Real Ryan was formed, a being of absolute raw power. Although his identity is still a mystery, men and women alike wait for the unveiling of Real Ryan. For it will bring about the age of Real Ryan.

Sexiness is defined by its Ryaness. For all things awesome are defined by their Ryaness.

Real Ryan will usurp the crown as the Aesthetic King.

by The Junior Real Ryan October 9, 2011