"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
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This comes from the time when I thought ducks and chickens were the same animal, and when I found out they were different, I immediately had the assumption that ducks were not birds. And when someone asked me, I responded "I think they're fish."
This comes from the time when I thought ducks and chickens were the same animal, and when I found out they were different, I immediately had the assumption that ducks were not birds. And when someone asked me, I responded "I think they're fish."
name just came to the ducks-are-fish realization that tortillas are not made with bread, but instead derived from wheat or corn.
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