christian rave

Awkward dancing to pop music and eating food in a potluck style, with or without parental supervision, but Jesus is always watching.

"Hey man, the music's aight, but where's the booze at?"
"No alcohol here. Not at my Christian rave."

by amoebadee May 9, 2018

rod raper

A woman or man that grabs your morning wood before you wake up.

I woke up with my dick in Mandy's hand this morning. She's such a rod raper.

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018

Greyhound Racer

This is simple. You chug a greyhound. It’s vodka and grapefruit juice. You have to use two straws and and Grey Goose vodka. It fucks you up.

Yo Sammy! This bartender made me do 4 Greyhound Racers last night! That shit hits you fast. I totally blacked out and fell asleep mid blowjob because of that asshole. It was awesome!

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 29, 2018

Speed Racer

A derogatory nickname for a disabled person in a wheelchair. Usually one in a hurry. Similar to calling someone wheels or hot wheels. Not to be confused with the words 'speed racist'. It is derived from Speed Racer or Mach GoGoGo a Japanese anime franchise about automobile racing.

Direct:
Whoa. Where do you think you're going speed racer? I don't have my starter pistol. Get back here.
Indirect:
I hooked up with this handy capable chick last night while I gave meals on wheels. But then her speed racer boyfriend came in and tried to show me his Chim Chim and I fuckin' bailed.

by The Amazing Speed Racist October 16, 2018

Dick raper

A person who goes around town targeting teenagers grabbing their dick jerking it off and selling their cum to Russian scientists

He was a dick raper

by Kk ligma July 7, 2019

mole raper

A topped golf shot that travels close to or along the ground.

After topping his driver "geez what a mole raper".

by Olknackersbob July 11, 2019

sleep rave

when you have disco lights in your room whilst you’re sleeping

oh doroteya, we will be having a sleep rave tonight with these lights on my memer dude

by geo.tay April 17, 2019