Pipe Critter

The nasty side effect of sleeping around. Pipe critters is another way of saying "Crabs" but in a more family friendly way.

Pipe Critters are itch, uncomfortable and can be seen swinging from pipe to pipe in an uncontrolled environment.

Pipe critters are largely believed to have originated at a party thrown in honor of Hollywood's favorite widow, Courtney Love.

Dang it Bob, These here pipe critters are on the move again!

by Crunts January 14, 2010

pipe wet

The term used when one is getting their "pipe" (penis) "wet" (blowed). Usually used in public. Another term for a blowjob.

Yo did you get your pipe wet?

by The Sexmasta June 14, 2011

pipe yourself

A suggestion that you go and play with something phallic, in your own time and according to your own wonts. The 'pipe' of 'pipe yourself' has a wide range of connotations, from a tie to the french 'pipe' one might faire, to the lead pipe in Cluedo and its implied physical threat.

A: "Shall we watch 'Doctors'?"

B: "Go pipe yourself"

by MC O'VERY SKILLZ June 18, 2011

Swedish Pipe Wrench

when a man and a woman scissor, with the female inserting the penis into her vagina while grabing the penis with her thumb and forefinger and twisting in a anti-clockwise motion

fuck she brought me unstuck with the swedish pipe wrench

by the dirty sweed July 12, 2011

Indiana Pipeline

An alaska pipeline where the shit contains corn.

When someone has a corny shit on plastic wrap or cardboard, freezes it and uses it as a dildo.

She likes when I fuck her with an indiana pipeline because it feels ribbed.

by 976words December 19, 2011

Pinkie Pies

Named for the large breasted hentai version of Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, it is when you tit fuck a girl with large breasts so much, that her breasts turn pink, can become Pinkie Cream Pies if t guy jizzes on her chest.

Guy 1: Man do I love pinkie pies
Brony: dude, stop clopping to pinkie pie on Derpibooru.
Gy 1: No, not that Pinkie Pies,

by PokemonLover69 January 4, 2015

Hand Pies

To roll up semen and feces for skat edible play.

His hand pies were a work of art in the bedroom.

by marcopollo May 12, 2015