When you're having sex with a girl and she starts her period so you put your penis in her anus instead.
by Uncle rectum May 02, 2020
The Kolkata Sewer Pipe refers to a person’s ring hole. Other names given to the Kolkata Sewer Pipe are: Sphincter, arse (ass), poo shoot, Khyber Pass, crack, bum, crevice and back door to name but a few.
Me mate Timbo has been smashin the porcelain all day. It seems the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe is working over time.
Can also be used as follows: “He always had a fondness for the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe”.
Can also be used as follows: “He always had a fondness for the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe”.
by Davo Koala Pants August 06, 2019
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by Queenofemall April 27, 2015
When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.
Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.
by The Sadist October 01, 2021
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