When you're having sex with a girl and she starts her period so you put your penis in her anus instead.
by Uncle rectum May 02, 2020
The Kolkata Sewer Pipe refers to a person’s ring hole. Other names given to the Kolkata Sewer Pipe are: Sphincter, arse (ass), poo shoot, Khyber Pass, crack, bum, crevice and back door to name but a few.
Me mate Timbo has been smashin the porcelain all day. It seems the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe is working over time.
Can also be used as follows: “He always had a fondness for the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe”.
Can also be used as follows: “He always had a fondness for the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe”.
by Davo Koala Pants August 06, 2019
by Andybhoy1995163 July 19, 2011
by Queenofemall April 27, 2015
When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.
Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.
by The Sadist October 01, 2021
by KaysonDerulo69 May 10, 2023
When your being annoying asf and bitchy
by KaysonDerulo69 February 20, 2023