Job float

The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.

"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"

"I know. Job float is great!"

by Cirdellin January 13, 2010

Slam Job

When on man gives another man a hand-job in a Denny’s parking lot in exchange for a Grand Slam®

Me and Tyler met up at Denny’s last night and I gave him a good old fashioned slam job

by Whiskey stagger May 6, 2019

pillow job

Smothering your sex partner with a pillow while humping that same pillow

I gave that trick a nasty pillow job last night. And didn't call her back

by thuglige4 June 13, 2015

Palm Job

The palm job is where a man fingers a womens' vagina with the middle & ring finger, her clitoris with the palm, (do it up & down FAST). This will make her cum in no time!!!!!

Girl: hey babe, i am really horny!! what is palm job that you were taking about?
Guy: ok babe let me give you the palm job!!

----------after 3---------------
Girl: that was great babe, i wanna do the palm job again!!!

by Preet68 February 9, 2014

gob job

a blow job otherwise known as fellatio

she might be fugly, but she gives a decent gob job

by zoenightnurse January 30, 2008

sniff job

1. The action of sniffing one's balls or dick.

2. The action of sniffing one's vagina.

I gave Crystal a sniff job last night, it was smelly, man!

by Andrew Anonymous May 27, 2006

bleau job

A term for creating a report in Tableau; also a term for sucking a dudes dick

Martin: Hey man, I got that bleau job ready for you
Jay: Sweet, I could really go for a good dick sucking right now
Martin: Whoa dude, I was just talking about that Tableau report
Jay: What the fuck bro, then who's gonna suck my dick?
Martin: Psyche! I was just messin' with you, you know I'm all about the D!
Jay: Hell yeah!

by mathswampman July 13, 2016