Itchy Nose Syndrome

Intense condition of relentless nasal disturbance, not soothed with any amount of scratching. Occurs most frequently during a competitive session of Smash Bros. with friends ( or enemies ). There is some speculation that this particular syndrome can result from a lack of proper hydration, and there is also a theory that it is because you may just need to take a shower to clear up your pores. Either way, this detrimental condition which causes massive drops in performance, continual sequences of miss-timing aerial dodging, wave dashing, and shielding, is often ignored for far too long usually leading to a complete mental breakdown of sheer frustration in the victim.

person 1: "Wow I'm a God. I just three stocked you with K. Rule"
person 2: "It didn't count. I have itchy nose syndrome right now"

by Chewonarock March 31, 2019

snubbed nose rhino

When she puts her nose on your taint and rubs it up towards your balls.

I’ll never forget the first time she gave me a snubbed nose rhino... It was then I knew... she was a keeper!

by UnderMuffin April 21, 2018

Cock nosed platypus

The cock nosed platypus is a rare almost endangered species . Found only in the most southern parts of South America it feeds on tiny insects . Your typical platypus features a flat duck billed nose where as the cock nosed platypus has a big veiny set of dick and balls attached to it's face . If you see one in the wild try not to approach it for they are known to penetrate any threat they might see .

Hey did you happen to see that big cock nosed platypus back there ? It's nose was huge !

by Fuck scorpion February 3, 2018

Boogy Nose Johnson

A boogy nose Johnson is a person or child whose running nose has become an ongoing problem. Tissues and toilet paper must be used to evacuate the nasal passage more than seventeen times per hour.

Hey; boogy nose Johnson blow your damn nose, you’re making me want to vomit in my own underwear.

by Raquel S. March 29, 2020

play with her nose

Someone who uses cocaine or other hard drugs through snorting

I can't mess with her, she play with her nose.

by Buffed Up Westsider September 17, 2020

breathe nose air

Laughing at a meme online, that isn’t really funny.

Bro that reddit meme made me breathe nose air.

by Ushanka Sheep October 13, 2020

Tomato up the Nose

A common expression used when a particular moment or event conveys a similar feeling to that of having a tomato up the nose.

Person 1: Dude my grandma just died.
Person 2: Damn, that's such a tomato up the nose moment.
Person 1: Yeah, and not even a ripe one!

by MrTomatoUpTheNose December 15, 2020