Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.
Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?
Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!
Dude, you should get that EDS checked.
Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!
Dude, you should get that EDS checked.
by peksa January 30, 2024
Get the EDSmug. 
An elk that looks very much like Ed Crankshaft. It often has his head and sports the colors of Centerville High School, black and gold. Its fur is very wooly and yellow toward the back and black on the front. Ed Elks do not have antlers except in the does. They often can be seen skipping around the football field bleating happily.
Ed Elk: Centerville High School won the football game! Rock on, Elks!!
Opal Elk: (shaking her antlers and bleating) Black and gold! Elks on the hunt. We sent you back you dirty bunch of runts!!
Ed Elk: (starts skipping around the field) Watch this. How's this for skipping? Do you think I make a good Elk?
Opal Elk: You certainly are beautiful. Elks are so pretty. Especially Centerville Elks.
Ed Elk: Class of 1943! I graduated from here, you know? Its a great school.
Nelson Elk: You two are so crazy! You are two of the craziest deer I know.
Opal Elk: (bends down to the Nelson Elk and starts rubbing lotion into his fur) Here you go, sweetie. This is how an Ed Elk shows love.
Opal Elk: (shaking her antlers and bleating) Black and gold! Elks on the hunt. We sent you back you dirty bunch of runts!!
Ed Elk: (starts skipping around the field) Watch this. How's this for skipping? Do you think I make a good Elk?
Opal Elk: You certainly are beautiful. Elks are so pretty. Especially Centerville Elks.
Ed Elk: Class of 1943! I graduated from here, you know? Its a great school.
Nelson Elk: You two are so crazy! You are two of the craziest deer I know.
Opal Elk: (bends down to the Nelson Elk and starts rubbing lotion into his fur) Here you go, sweetie. This is how an Ed Elk shows love.
by Dusty's Baby Powder April 28, 2011
Get the Ed Elkmug. being scared of ed sheeran, you see Ed in everyone who has red hair, usually is manifested with #edsheeean.
ed sheeran phobia:
you see a person with red hair
your friend: look a ginger head
you: *scream* #scary #afraid #edsheeran
you see a person with red hair
your friend: look a ginger head
you: *scream* #scary #afraid #edsheeran
by eggsheeran August 28, 2021
Get the ed sheeran phobiamug. When the RB1 on your fantasy team gets a serious injury or season ending injury at the start or near the start of the NFL season, every single f****** year.
Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.
Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.
Person1: Bro I have the Ed Curse.
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!
by David Luis Jr September 8, 2021
Get the Ed Cursemug. "the dumbest people on earth" a very rare condition in which people are always confused and they never understand anything. these people never laugh at jokes because their condition denies them from getting the joke. they'll always make you laugh because they're just soo dumb. usually common in the Sagittarius Zodiac sign. - Em
People: Ever heard of"Ed Syndrome" ?
Me: Yeah, ofc, my bff's have it. Zee and Kilsy are supa dupa slow.
Me: Yeah, ofc, my bff's have it. Zee and Kilsy are supa dupa slow.
by princessemily123 August 23, 2016
Get the Ed Syndromemug. Probably the kindest person to exist. He makes amazing music with deep melodies and lyrics that hit differently. Do you want emotion? Go listen to Ed Sheeran.
Ed Sheeran is super awesome.
by HOPP3R June 17, 2022
Get the ED SHEERANmug.