MrPing1000

The common name for a guy who rapes cattle with every day kitchen utensils, often favouring the spatula.

Pingy is MrPing1000

by Cougem May 28, 2004

Morging

- Verb: To clasp household pets tightly in the arms, esp. with affection; embrace.

See also, morged, morger, morges.

The man was morging the cat, much to its distaste.

by Mr Daydream January 26, 2009

Morning Dew

When a woman wakes up horny and ready to fuck

My girl had morning dew today, bitch had to change her panties.

by astrosmurf May 30, 2015

morning dove

when you wake up with morning wood and shove it in your sleeping partners mouth, and they wake up and start making noise sounding like a dove.

I woke up with morning wood and gave Jessica a morning dove, she cooed and loved it.

by Dr. Big Junk January 14, 2009

morning glory

a tasty vegetable dish in Thailand

Fried Morning Glory: Crisp and snappy Morning Glory sautéed with fresh garlic and soybean sauce.

by caipilicious September 7, 2004

British Morning Sock

British slang for a condom.

Ello' Olly! Did chu git yoor British Morning Sock todai?

I certainly did!

by MsViviette March 31, 2011

morning textness

Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.

Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th

by wisdomr March 10, 2011