Mike Jones'd

When you give out the number 281-330-8004 to someone at the bar, club, or hookup app.

Becky: I think the cute guy from last might gave me a fake number.

Kimberly: What number did he give You?
Becky: 281-330-8004
Kimberly: Girl you got Mike Jones'd

by Higgy24 December 14, 2017

mike the spike

The ultimate bro

He's A Mike the Spike!

by Never gonna know September 12, 2017

mike durant

A heterosexual male, with defined biceps and triceps and a bulging chest. Many call him dad due to his beauty and slight pedohpilic look. He is an engineer and God's gift to this Earth.

Oh Mike Durant I wanna bone his biceps

by thesilentlicker211 August 15, 2016

Saucy Mike

A very attractive musical artist who is very good at what he does and very sweet. Find yourself a Saucy Mike

“ooooh did you see that ?? he must a be a saucy mike.”

by Yagetintoit June 1, 2020

Mike Canary

Mike canary is the brother of a kingpin hiding away up in his lair on the hill. Known for his zesty remarks and dog poo inside, He is also well known for the classic “do the roar” line in ‘Shrek Forever After’ (2010)

Mike Canary and his cronies are a scary sight

by Mr Eat it & Leave January 23, 2023

Mickey Mike

The most finished man of all time.

Mickey mike with another stinker.

by dannuk February 6, 2023

Mike Johnson

a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism

fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do

by uncle fuckbucket October 25, 2023