march 19

March 19 is international penis slapping day

oh i slapped 19 penises today aww i only slaped 12

march 19 is penis slap

by John Sammy JOe April 9, 2019

March 30th

March 30th is where the prettiest person is born on<3

Are you born on March 30th your fucking pretty?

by Rachel G M March 28, 2022

March 16

people who are born are this day are usally very pretty and smart. They are pushin p and very cool.

oh shes is sooooooo cool, she must have been born on March 16.

by pushinPforreal June 2, 2022

March 24th

National Send a Booty or Titty Pick Day
Send your friend or partner a hot pic, it's a no balls situation.

"Hey Judy! Ya know what day it is?"
"No Josh what day is it?
"March 24th!"
"Ah shi, lemme send you the pic."

by LittleLionMan05 March 24, 2022

March 30

Happy Birthday Ally!! We love you so so much 💗

Sarah: what’s something that you love about March 30th?
Ally: it’s my special day!!

by Its.chelseaa January 10, 2022

March 29

National Fedora Day

John: Hey, did you hear it’s National Fedora Day on March 29?
Don: No, what does it mean?
John: You bonehead! It means you wear a fedora!

by Jocelyn 🦷 March 29, 2021

March 27

It’s March 27!!

Everyone born on this day gets birthday seggs :)

Today is March 27, it’s time for birthday seggs

by Thatshortgirl27 March 20, 2023