1) To keep silent.
2) A way of referring to your female parent in Britain, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa.
3) Mum can be used sarcastically towards friends when they're being demanding, controlling or oppressive.
Note: Americans and Canadians refer to their mum /muhm/ as mom /ma·ah·m/.
2) A way of referring to your female parent in Britain, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa.
3) Mum can be used sarcastically towards friends when they're being demanding, controlling or oppressive.
Note: Americans and Canadians refer to their mum /muhm/ as mom /ma·ah·m/.
1) Dad: Mum's the word.
*child makes a zipping motion across lips*
2) Lost girl says to sales assistant, "My mum is wearing a purple dress."
3) Friend: Wake up!
Me: Yes mum.
*child makes a zipping motion across lips*
2) Lost girl says to sales assistant, "My mum is wearing a purple dress."
3) Friend: Wake up!
Me: Yes mum.
by コトリー September 12, 2014

by Ok u gay October 25, 2018

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

The woman who is always there for you. No matter what you do you can always count on her to save your ass from the shit you get into. She will love you no matter what happens. She always knows whats best for you and is there for you when your scared. She is also the woman who can give you 5 chores that will most probably take 20 minutes each within 3 minutes and expect you to finish them by the time she gets home.
Mum: I want you to wash the dishes, fold the towels, clean your room and make the house spotless by the time I get home or your in trouble.
Daughter: MUM!! THATS NOT FAIR!!!
Mum: I’ll be home in 10 minutes.
Daughter: I’m screwed....
Daughter: MUM!! THATS NOT FAIR!!!
Mum: I’ll be home in 10 minutes.
Daughter: I’m screwed....
by RVH August 11, 2018

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by Triple H WWE April 2, 2022

Something indescribable with words, only with your eyes. Your eyes aren't capable of capturing the pure mass of your mother. The absolute planet of a woman. Usually used to insult someone and hurt them mentally. No one can recover from "your mum" especially if she sat on you.
by I'm funny.png March 19, 2021
