Morning Lag

When you wake up just completley out if it, and you don't want to do anything that requires you to move, it out fourth effect.

Dude...that morning I suffered from an extreme case of morning lag.

by MySexyHair February 21, 2015

morning torque

morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor

my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque

by preschool poacher May 2, 2015

morning stupid

the morning after you get high and you are no longer high but you can't think straight and you act stupid. its almost like a hangover but without the extensive pain.

guy1: hey you alright
guy2: yea, just feeling a little morning stupid

by Jish_potato October 14, 2016

Morning Feet

The feeling of numbness in your feet when you wake up on a important day

She was late because she had morning feet

by DreamTransfer September 6, 2016

Morning Feet

The feeling of numbness in your feet when you wake up on a important day

She was late because she had morning feet

by DreamTransfer September 6, 2016

morning marinade

A woman's vagina the morning after a night of hot sex without washing up.

Why don't you lick me in the morning? Is it because of my morning marinade?

by node808 July 19, 2016

Morning glory seeds

A legal drug sold in America for junkies and no lives to invest their broke asses on.

Damn son, dem Morning glory seeds hit me hard man.

by Stretjenkie June 13, 2016