Martin London

A man that was given the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So he would love to visit ,,London" like Michael J. Jackson did. And his next nickname will be ,,Martin London".

Person X: I cannot believe i saw ,,Michael Jackson" yesterday.
Person B: That was ,,Martin" but they are both the same.
Person X: Let us call him ,,Martin London"

by h1ghflyer April 22, 2024

martin london

A person that looks like ,,Michael Jackson". But better call him ,,Martin London".

My new nickname is ,,Martin London"- because Michael Jackson was often there.

by h1ghflyer April 23, 2024

j lingo

A crazy or foolish person with (intentionally or unintentionally) split personalities having a conversation with their self out loud on the streets.

in order for a person to communicate with a j-cat the person has to speak in j lingo to be at the other person's level of understanding.

aye man, let's see if that chick is okay? nah, i don't speak the j lingo!

by jukebox427 June 7, 2024

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by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025

Dune London Are Likarian

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by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

Tesla Logo

Men say tesla logo when a woman’s shorts are tight so you can see her vagina mark. Or when a woman has a camel toe. They say this as they believe it looks like the tesla logo

*woman on tiktok wearing tight shorts*
man: “i see tesla logo”

by anonymous June 19, 2025

Tesla logo

A slang term for "vagina," derived from the shape of the Tesla logo, which resembles the feminine anatomy in a humorous or metaphorical context.

After that date, all my friends joked that I should get a Tesla logo sticker for my laptop—clearly, they thought I was into some interesting conversations!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025