The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.
by Professerdump March 22, 2025

by kaednbgrn October 31, 2017

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.
I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.
or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.
or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.
by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015

The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.
Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?
Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.
Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.
by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024

by milson jim’s dog July 2, 2020

the videos/pictures a girl posts to her story before she goes galivanting through the streets with her girls.
mostly GRWM and pre-game videos/pictures so everyone can see how lit their life isn't while she's out living her bestie with her besties
mostly GRWM and pre-game videos/pictures so everyone can see how lit their life isn't while she's out living her bestie with her besties
Noon: NYE 2023-Time to post my Hoe-Log Prologue "Doin' The Mimosta" so everybody sees I'm already having a better time than them.
by KurtyFlo December 30, 2022

by Sjhdgsgdhjd October 7, 2018
