Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.

Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.

by anonymous July 26, 2023

Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

waste log

The act of throwing something away that was once of great importance.

"Bro.... I was sooo hammered last I think I might have to waste log my liver ! RIP "

-Delaney Crawford

by Waste logged May 3, 2017

Log

The last words heard by the princess

Blue:plays princess
Red:LOG

by chungusblaster69 June 3, 2023

white Christmas log

This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.

Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”

Or

Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!

by ask_about_my_winston2 November 15, 2022

log

a short stump from a tree

look that log fell down

by rat lover September 19, 2021

LOGS

A person who is smart and will live a good life will of probably gone to LOGS. They are not nerdy and are actually cool. They hate a school called ‘priory’ ugh that awful school. LOGS get very much hate but don’t mean any harm to anyone they re just about jokes. Make sure to stay away from ‘priory kids’ because they are dangerous, stupid and aren’t all nice people.

I love that amazing, smart, NORMAL school: LOGS

by Mi kehunt February 3, 2019