Cock-knock

Same idea as the "pussy slap" but for a penis.

She just walked past and gave me a cock-knock ;)

by Caitanator December 23, 2023

Ass Knock

When someone fucks you so hard that the impact of your ass makes a sound

P1: he fucked me so hard that everyone heard it
P2: the ass knock?
P1: yes

by Yod1000 January 9, 2024

Airplane Knickers

The sort of knickers that are always quick to take off when the time is right.

Eh Joe, do you think that redhead on the dancefloor will shag me if I ask ?
Phil mate, I fucked her last week, she has 'airplane knickers'.

by Scurlage February 23, 2024

fat knock

Ellie

That beours a fat knock

by Sussy dog 68 March 15, 2024

fat knock

Typically a girl named Ellie that lives in ballincollig

Or any girl that has a big belly

Typically a heavy girl or unfit

A girl that eats there boyfriends dinner

Sham is that Ellie the fat Knock

Mam Ellie’s after eating my dinner the fat knock

by Sussy dog 68 March 15, 2024

Frabble-knackeng-bullshit

Frabble-knackeng-bullshit Is when the bull is so deep you gargle the shit.

Also when the frustration is so severe you can’t even say fucking

“Hitler was a good guy” Jim said to his son.
“That’s Frabble-knackeng-bullshit” he responded

by JimmyJamez1212 April 5, 2024

utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.

A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"

by QuacksO June 15, 2024