Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.

Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.

by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021

julie campbell

Lies about small things instead of just being honest, beautiful person inside and out though. Fabulous lover, scared of being loved.

Julie Campbell rocks but should be more honest of how she feels

by Paul weir October 28, 2013

dry july

Another month relating to masturbation, but in this month, no form of lubrication can be used

You thought Destroy Dick December was rough? Wait until Dry July!

by Jacaranda1027 v2 January 7, 2018

Tha July

Tha July means that in the future or in a short while, mad shits about to go down. This can be used any time of the year “July” does not mean the month literally.

dude 1: i have a bad feeling about next year
dude 2 : it’s probably Tha July

by mothPimp June 1, 2020

July 21

July 21 is national ask someone out day. They can’t say no! Go ask someone out.

Hey Layla it’s July 21 so wanna go on a date?

Yes

by youraputa July 21, 2021

July 27th

July 27th is the birthday of the popular meme the Rick roll.
So from this day forward, the 27th day of July is national RICK ROLL DAY.

“Bro have you heard what today is?”
“Uhh July 27th right?”
“Yes but, it’s also national Rick roll day!”
“Bruh why…”

by Forktard92 February 7, 2022

July 8th

Send Logan titties for a surprise.

Hey it’s July 8th time for some tits

by Billy boob July 5, 2022