i’m just teasing you

A response after humorously confusing someone into believing a falsehood or a joke.

Alice: Belle you left you’re bras at my apartment. Belle: I did? I’ll go grab them. Alice: I’m just teasing you.

Belle: I can’t go on another date with Craig. He’s abusive. Alice: Give him another chance. Belle: I really freaking can’t. Alice: Relax. I’m just teasing you.

by Me. Mr, June 11, 2018

don't just be about it, be about it

dont just say you will do something, actually take it upon yourself to complete the task at hand

person 1: im goin to talk to that girl one day and make her mine
person2: well, "don't just be about it, be about it"

by Aguilar March 30, 2009

just plain fucking wrong

Wrong to the point where it is not even fuuny or interesting, simply ubelieveably wrong.

When Johnny hung himself, it was just plain fucking wrong

by Crazedman December 28, 2008

Just chilling in Cedar Rapids

Its not Cedar Rapids its Hilary Clinton's "Just chilling in Cedar Rapids."

Barney:where are you Hilary
Hilary: I'm just chilling in Cedar Rapids
Barney: Where?

Hilary: Just chilling in Cedar Rapids
Barney: WHAT DO YOU MEAN??!?!
Hilary: Chilling in Cedar Rapids

by By NotJesus December 22, 2020

You Just Got Dicked With!

A cry of glory, usually cried out during a video game battle or backyard football game, proclaiming that the person (or persons) opposing the speaker were fucking owned.

Brandon: Dude, he just fucking no-scoped me.

Chase: You just got dicked with!

by Entr' Acte November 16, 2009

Just a small town girl

Don't stop believing; don't give up.

The first line of Journey's classic ballad "Don't Stop Believing", the phrase "just a small town girl..." is used when things seem down and you want to tell someone not to give up, to keep believing.

89th minute, Liverpool 0-1 Real Madrid.

Liverpool supporter #1: Just a small town girl...
Liverpool supporter #2: Living in a lonely world
Liverpool supporter #3: She took a midnight train going anywhere!
Soon,
Everybody: DON'T STOP BELIEVING!

91st minute: Liverpool scores.
92nd minute Liverpool scores again.

Pool wins 2-1.

by gio8282 September 26, 2010

Just Fucking Shoot Me

This is an expression of extreme frustration. Synonymous with FUCK and TITS

Or a strong negative response to a suggestion. Synonymous with hell no and over my dead body as well as fuck that.

Or in rare occasion an actual request to be shot by a firearm. Synonymous with the n-word granted the right audience and location.

1-I can't fucking do this shit
2-...
1-Just Fucking shoot me

OR...

1-Want to see the new alvin and the chipmunks movie?
2-Just fucking shoot me.

OR...(If on death row in Oklahoma)

1-For your crimes your life will be taken. How would you like the Great State of Oklahoma to take your life? Lethal Injection, Electric Chair, Firing Squad?
2-Just Fucking Shoot Me
1-Sweet, that's my favorite. I'm a backward fuck who still believes in capital punishment and doing it in extremely inhumane ways. We also believe in using capital punishment as much as possible. If only we could keep up with those sick fucks in Texas and Virginia.

by ModernMan2011 December 31, 2011